This was the strangest eclair I have ever seen (grocery store). It had a slab of extruded chocolate icing about 1/2 inch thick at the center of it, laid on top of the lid and weird yellow custard inside it. It was so horribly compelling, I have written a Haiku of sorts to honor it:
No longer shouting my name -
Fated: Painted. Eaten.
If anyone should comment on this, doesn't it seem right it should be in Haiku?